Ivanka: ‘Meat Loaf.’ Twitter: ‘WTF?’

01/05/2021 6:31 pm ET • Sabrina Matthews

Ivanka Trump tags Meat Loaf aboard Air Force One.

screenshot / Twitter @IvankaTrump

Ivanka Trump tagged her father as the singer Meat Loaf in a recent tweet while entertaining herself aboard Air Force One. Her father seemed consumed with stabbing at his phone with his petulant little fingers. But now that the American public knows what an hour trapped in conversation with Donald sounds like (thank you, Brad Raffensberger, for taking that hit) Ivanka was probably better off without Daddy’s chit chat.

Dad, I’m taking the selfie now. Dad? Could you just look at the camera for one sec? Yeah I’m sure the lies they’re spreading about you are outrageous but if you could just look up for ONE second? Okay forget it https://t.co/HAWrDBcc7x

— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) January 5, 2021

Does she think she’d be better off with a different daddy?

“I bet Meatloaf would look up if he was My Dad.” -Ivanka, probably

— Merry Crisis (@AdorablyDead1) January 5, 2021

Ivanka’s important message

Woman holding a flag wearing a VOTE sticker

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Go vote, Georgia! (For Ossoff and Warnock.)

Tagged Meat Loaf? Must’ve meant “meat sack” and it was autocorrected. Loeffler stinks of fear and desperation to side with sedition and criminal election fraud to try to get more votes. Yes Georgia VOTE for senators who will stand with Georgia, NOT for Perdue and Loeffler

— Jeffrey Hallett (@JeffreyHallett) January 5, 2021

you guys maybe Ivanka just wanted meatloaf to vote. she just forgot food can’t vote.

— do names even matter anymore (@Humanberg) January 5, 2021

But do we even understand her message?

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Is it a cry for help?

Did Ivanka tag Meatloaf in this photo because she’d do anything for love, but she won’t do that? https://t.co/JnXczXPfB2

— Melissa Bellan (@BellanMelissa) January 5, 2021

I believe the appropriate Meat Loaf lyrics for America right now is:

So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
‘Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive.

— Loren Bollman (@RFHS1973) January 5, 2021

In honor of Ivanka tagging MeatLoaf in a tweet (🤷🏻‍♀️), I offer up one of my favorite of Mr. Loaf’s lyrics:

🎵It was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today🎵 pic.twitter.com/xMZ16nZgr9

— mountainflerken (@mountainflerken) January 5, 2021

Evil plot? Or inept Trump?

Donald Trump and his three oldest children at an event

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Always hard to know.

Why tf did you tag Meat Loaf in this? pic.twitter.com/1PE4U3Ot55

— Misty (@MadAsHell04) January 5, 2021

Ivanka trying to steal Meat Loaf’s soul. pic.twitter.com/nFJtnGyBUX

— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) January 5, 2021

So many questions

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Like, why would Ivanka ever be alone with her father?

Where do you think the tax return leaks came from? There’s no loyalty in Trump’s camp—& they’re all motivated to craft narratives that casts them as victims & heros. Those w/receipts—even the ones who share his last name—have & will continue to leak damning material to the press. pic.twitter.com/vy19H2Shbg

— NotATweeter16 (@NotATweeter16) January 5, 2021

Yep pic.twitter.com/BF95jhf2h2

— Karsten Wehsner (@KWehsner) January 5, 2021

And answers bring…more questions.

BREAKING: Meat Loaf is really Q.

You heard it here first.

Why does Ivanka always look so fucking weird?

Is there a German word for "terrified, yet haughty"? pic.twitter.com/K1Tnq7liC9

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) January 5, 2021

Is this the Meatloaf Ivanka tagged last night? https://t.co/tDwKYWVuPi

— Susie Fierce (@SusieFierce) January 5, 2021

You’re no Blondie.

Ivanka sitting in a chair looking to the right

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It’s a stretch to imagine Ivanka is making this cool of a pop reference.

Retweeting this because… you know why https://t.co/YGBUpoDEek

— Chris Stein (@chrissteinplays) January 5, 2021

But there are some striking similarities here.

pic.twitter.com/bbeyiaM3Oc

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 5, 2021

State the obvious

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It is what it is.

1. why did she tag meat loaf
2. they so fuckin ugly
3. trump really never stays off his phone huh https://t.co/mrMt1SpCie

— mar🥲 (@SCRIPTEDLOUIES) January 5, 2021

Look how far they’ve come!

Let’s make her pre plastic surgery face famous pic.twitter.com/wwWvH7FbQY

— What’s that? (@raumcom) January 5, 2021

His blowup doll, made in China, looks surprisingly close to what he ordered. https://t.co/B2sA7JbHD6

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) January 5, 2021

Forget about the beans.

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Nothing in this family is good for your heart.

@IvankaTrump's famous Meat Loaf. Many people are saying it's named after her real dad. pic.twitter.com/PAMeYDQDKi

— May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way…. (@GregKirk7) January 5, 2021

What's your favorite diner food? Mine is mozzarella sticks!

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) March 15, 2010

Is Ivanka hanging out with #BeanDad? CANCELED!

Tag: @GoyaFoods, #MeatLoaf

Sponsored by Goya:
Check out our new and improved beanloaf recipe! pic.twitter.com/LsiAqJkQun

— truthaddict (@truthaddict76) January 5, 2021

Just another day

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January 4th, and it’s already a long year.

Monday January 4, 2021:

Ivanka randomly tags Meatloaf in a photo, Trump calls Kelly Loeffler “Karen”, and Laura Ingraham has a sprained wrist from fisting Hannity.

What the actual fuck is going on?

— Dadpool 🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@petehasabeard) January 5, 2021

Just another year?

Ivanka Trump accidentally tagging MeatLoaf instead of her dad is the best thing to have happened in 2021 so far. pic.twitter.com/IzUCCG0SqX

— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) January 5, 2021

Say his name, Griftlanka.

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In (political) death, we have a name.

His name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson!

— Mahmoud AbuYusef Tamimi (@mhtamimi12) January 5, 2021

Ivanka: ‘Meat Loaf.’ Twitter: ‘WTF?’

Ivanka’s important message

But do we even understand her message?

Evil plot? Or inept Trump?

So many questions

You’re no Blondie.

State the obvious

Forget about the beans.

Just another day

Say his name, Griftlanka.

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