Lara Trump vows to continue Trump legacy of lying in Senate

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In an attempt to continue her family’s legacy of lies, Lara Trump might throw her crooked hat into the political ring and run for Senate in North Carolina.

Richard Burr is retiring at the end of his term in 2022, and Eric Trump’s wife, Lara, is poised to take the seat. After all, at thirty-eight, she’s already over-qualified. She’s a former personal trainer PLUS she was a producer for “Inside Edition.” And if that wasn’t enough, Eric and Lara named their daughter Carolina (not kidding, look it up on the Google machine), so winning should be a foregone conclusion.

A formidable foe

Kellyanne Conway holding up two fingers

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And the Trumpanzees will LOVE LOVE LOVE her. Lara is already an expert at regurgitating conspiracy theories like voting by mail, “is not a good system, it’s never been tested.” She’s also apparently pro-insurgency when — in the wake of Gretchen Whitmer’s kidnapping plot — she said that Big Donald’s behavior urging a takeover of Michigan was just someone “having fun at a Trump rally.” Mere locker room talk, I tell ya!

According to Kellyanne Conway, Lara Trump would be “formidable.”

“She has the trifecta: She can raise money, raise awareness of key issues, and raise attention to her race.” I agree with the trifecta part, but it’s — she can lie with impunity, is married to a moron, and is used to lying with impunity on television.

Naturally, not everybody was happy on Twitter:

Just marrying Eric should be disqualifying

A photograph of Eric Trump.

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Remember, no Trump has EVER won an election based on the popular vote. EVER.

And Barron Trump is running for Mayor

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I guess losing two elections by nearly 10 million votes means your father-in-law has set you up for a dynasty!

No, that’s not Lara Trump… it’s a current Senator

Portrait photo of Kelly Loeffler

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Do something more useful with your time and money — like living in the Space Station eating ravioli out of a can.

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